‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
omg look at it
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
you guys are lana del gay
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.