I have never been good at naming things.

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

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takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

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msmaillady: omg look at it

msmaillady:

omg look at it

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ap-calypse:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

you guys are lana del gay

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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

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